Park Walking Permit

This amazing gift of real freedom can be yours for as little as 99p.

Picnic in pride...Experience fresh air, trees, wildlife and stretch your legs at absolutely zero cost to the planet. That's right, not only is Park Walking good for the body and the soul and the planet, but you might even bump into your perfect partner by the ducks.

The ultimate gift for lethargic mates that don't get out enough, a Park Walking Permit allows users to stroll their local recreational facility in confidence and picnic in pride.

A superb electronic certificate will be mailed to you immediately, without a wisp of carbon. The perfect Christmas gift to help walk off the mince pies, a Park Walking Permit is as ethical as it gets!