So, true to form, the Space Hijackers took over Top Shop as planned, confusing, bemusing and entertaining all concerned with their own brand of Extra Ethical imagination.

"30-40 swappers turned up and traded clothes, TopShop filled up with an army of Police, Security, PCSO's and undercover goons and stacks of ant-corporate literature were handed out. Once eventually ejected, the swapping continued on the streets before turning into a roving street party."

A true demonstration of practical non-shopping. Something the Police couldn't quite understand...

"How was it organised then?"
"Well, apparently it was all on the internet..."
"Oh, you mean like one of those 'flash mobs'?"
"Well they've clearly got nothing better to do with their pathetic little lives..."
"Move on now please ladies..."
"We should have cattle prods, that would sort them out..."

The patient protesters explanations of corporate ethics fell on deaf ears with the Police, their gormless faces grappling to comprehend...

There were way to many of them and not enough people to arrest for anything, so they claimed their time was being wasted and waddled closer for a better look.